Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Boats and Hoes.

heyyy...

wait!
i gotta go pee.
brb.


okay!
im back and it feels good!
=]

anywayss.
hey there!
hows it goin'

shits been great round these parts
i dont even kno quite where to start...
hmm?
ponder ponder


welp!
i had my official first homework session today
it went pretty okay
....i think?
lets just say calc aint no laughin matter
ha he haha
-_-
darn u prof. shoo shing!


but since i finished it...
i felt good!
real good!
so0o i decided i would rewarded myself with dinner
....
and i walk to the caf' and the sky just decided....

hmm.
"lets make these here niggas run"

and so it rained
and oh!
did we run.
lmao

oh oh and on top of that the caf was catching on fire.
yep.
so there it was 7oclock
rainin
and niggas bunched up under the overpass looking for refuge.

God had a laugh today.
smh.


but i had fun =]
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oh!
on to more cool and really cool stuff!

i got tested yesterday
and it was great.

i met lots of cool people
and fun new things
and
and

ANIMAL CRACKERS!
yay!

no but seriously u guys!
please please go get tested.
its so important.
u dont wanna be walkin around with chlamydhia
do ya?
nawwww

lol

so go!
and take a friend!
i promise it doesnt even hurt
=]

and plus you get all these fun goodies!
like
i dont kno wat imma do with all these!
ha.

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dental dams ftw?
lol
thats a whoole lotta calc tests i gotta ace.
-_-

please u guys strap up b4 u shack up...
put peter's coat on before he plays in the rain...
don't be a loner, cover your boner...
if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

click it or ticket...
suck b4 you ....lmao jk jk
but for real!

No glove, no love!

oh!
yes and ill leave u with some great advice i got last night!

ahem

and i quote.
"do not drink 12 shots in an hour...u WILL get teabagged..."


im gonna keep that with my through my whole college career.


gasp!
heyyyy...
im not leaving you that early!

u guys u know im in college right...
and i dont smoke. ever!
and i dont drink...yet?

i mean... but.
i can barely drink redbull w.o throwing up...
im sucha lightweight...
=[

hm?
ill be sure to blog after my first drunken night
=]

...

watever happened
to thats what she said jokes

i love you all.
-Addy

Monday, July 13, 2009

Failed.

"I'm tired of being fucked too hard, and extra tired of guys thinking that my pain and discomfort is indicative of them having a too big, too wide, too strong, won't FIT dick."
--: The best writer EVER.





baccck to your reguarly scheduled program....


aye.
ok so0o
real talk
im tired of people doing thee absolute most.

oh-mg
ok so0o the excerpt up there.
tru ass talk.
lol. check and make sure ur girls still alive.
thats shes getting wet cuz she wants to
not by default
and that u kno wat ur doing with it big or small.
punish the vag.
dont blow it up with ur
Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
dudes first.


y is it that u feel like idk...
your way is the best way.
like ur dumbass is the say all tell all.
eff that!
ugh.

ummm---ur dicks not that big.
u cant back that shit up.
smh

okay for instance i log on to gogo central.
and i was having so much fun.
posting shit and downloading shit.
and here come
some wattheefuck boys

"aye wassup wit that buttbutt."
smh @thewattheefuck boy
ugh.
ughhh!

okay and
ladies dont u just hate when the hotties gotta chip on they shoulder.
ugh.
when they kno.
ayee.immm the shit.
soo0o... eff u.


"dont gas they heads up"
says some smart person i kno.

and pleaseee dont!
ugh its the worst.


im so0o sad.
especially if u not the shit.
cuz if u was... u damn sure would be on gogo central...
save that shit for facebook.
lol


umm. so0o i feel as though im rappin.
but eh
watever.


anyways to those females.
those girls who dont arent the shit.
who look into some magic mirror.
and swear they are.
cuz there loud.


dont gas these ladies heads up...
theyll treat u like shit.
i promise.

ohh
rappin on myspace.
five year olds.
ready to give u a good time...
but only on the computer
sexiimami69
them girls.
smh

i hope there having fun those guys...
i hope
wattheefuck gogo central boy
and sexximami69 myspace girl
eff each other


------------------
PSA:
Know your rank,
please please dont overstep ur boundaries
and please please
stop gassin peoples heads
im tired of them thinkin the kanye,
ur not.
ur not like Pinky bitch!
lls.
trust me

ur ass walk like that cuz.... ur trynna back it up.
but u failed.
-------------------------


oh oh oh!
haha.
u kno wat really grinds my gears.
when people just put there sexy bodys on facebook
no faces
ever!


its like oooohhh sexy bodyy
mm. mm. good.
ugh face.
ohhh =/

face
smh.







idk. ill prolly delete this.
its just a rant of mine. smh